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Heaven Tastes Like Pussy: 3 Reasons Why It’s Time to Put the Pussy on a Pedestal

Guys and gals.  Ladies and gentlemen.  Fellow sex enthusiasts.

We need to talk about pussy.

Whether you have a pussy, have been blessed with a partner – “friend”, spouse, whatever – who has a pussy, or have just perused the internet recently, the idea of giving a pussy a proper tonguing has probably crossed your mind at least once.

If it hasn’t before… well, you’re welcome.

Oral sex ain’t for everyone, and that’s fine.  But let’s not make pussy out to be some necessary evil that – if it didn’t feel good to stick your dick (or whatever) in – you would never go near at all.

Pussy is a godsend, and it’s time we remembered why.

 

Pussy is the Crème de la Crème

That’s right.  Just like black truffles, Belgian chocolates and the finest Napa Valley wine, pussy is basically a delicacy that should be prized as the priceless gem that it is.

From the first taste you have of your partner’s pussy, to the moment you both discover how to make her squirt, the experience is going to be magical.  More so, the presence of and enthusiastic consent from your pussied partner is a gift.

You may not like your partner’s natural, feminine taste, and that is okay.  But remember that some delicacies are a bit of an acquired taste.  Keep yourself from making comments that devalue that quivering, juicy pussy (and your lady’s self-worth and sense of emotional security along with it).

That way, even when you don’t have your tongue seated deep in the folds of her pussy, she knows that you know to keep that pussy on a pedestal.

 

Pussy Tastes Like Pussy

No, it doesn’t smell like fish.  No, it doesn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.  It’s not going to taste like your favorite ice cream… though a keen sense of adventure and a trip to the grocery store can change that.  And it probably won’t taste like the burrito you’ve been craving for the past week either (thank goodness!).

Pussy tastes like pussy.  Clean, human woman.  Sex.  Pussy hasn’t been perfectly formed over eons of evolution to make your stomach rumble.

No, Mother Nature was aiming your desire for pussy a bit lower, if you know what I mean.

If you’re not eating your girl out because you’ve got it in your head she should taste like a cherry icepop (again, nothing a trip to the store can’t change) then it’s time to shift your thinking.

 

Pussy Is Powerful

Catch a whiff of that aroused woman smell next time you and your lady are fooling around.  Instead of recoiling in a knee-jerk reaction because she doesn’t smell like pancakes and maple syrup, pause.  Close your eyes.  Let all prior judgments fade as you realize that her body is informing you that you might just be about to get lucky.

Imagine, being horny as hell without any good way of relieving it.  You’ve tried masturbating, but it just didn’t cut it.

Then, by what can only be divine intervention, you happen upon your partner masturbating too.  Her breasts heaving, her pussy dripping wet and glistening in the low light of your bedroom.  The smell of sex – her sex – hits you at the same time as her come hither look.

Next thing you know you’re in balls deep.  The fit is perfect, the pulse of her pussy is relentless, and you want to cry because it feels so good.

That, my friend, is the power of the pussy.

 

Now take in her scent, a slow, steady breath.  Do you feel that stirring?  Remember it.  Because that is your basest instinct reminding you that it wasn’t just food you’ve been hungry for.

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